Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
