I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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