If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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