That's intense
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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