Nicole vs. Life
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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