so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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