So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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