can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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