If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
