I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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