i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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