talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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