I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
