fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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