I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
