Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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