Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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