me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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