My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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