I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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