he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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