But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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