actually, I'm a sock model
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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