went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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