Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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