He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Randomize
