Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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