4 words: hood of his car
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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