doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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