I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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