Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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