The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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