Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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