the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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