please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Even my vagina gasped.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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