It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
