Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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