You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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