On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I would fuck him just for his dog
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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