what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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