I wish I only lived at night.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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