If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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