i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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