He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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