I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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