I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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