UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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