So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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