He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just want to make out with him forever
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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