im gay
i know
yea but for you.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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