i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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