he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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